nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

beingmeli:

Her face is just like ‘you know it bitch’

(Source: toyota)

plantful:

cutest gif i’ve seen in a while

(Source: lumineon)

neyagawa:

foxnewsofficial:

you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck

never become a parent

Anonymous asked:
Dude the gamecube sucked


I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????


weloveshortvideos:

If women flirted like men.

Vine by Allegra Masters

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

it got better

(Source: four-big-idiots)


whatsakrabbypatty:

thanks mom

(Source: kimmygibblr)

evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done

john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN


weloveshortvideos:

White people sweeping vs black people sweeping - Vine by Rogol & Mayo


unteenly:

whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

^^^fucking claps for you yay

(Source: damagaladriel)